1st Post
Well now that this monster is off the ground I feel pretty obligated to get something up here. The real goal of the site, to the best of my knowledge, is to have a forum to say anything thing that you happen to think is important. The comments and discussion that hopefuly will follow is what this site is going to be built on. In that spirit I dont have time to finish my actual first post right now so I thought I would just start out with a simple questions for our readers (all 6 of us).
What was the most fun (not best, that will make you think about when you helped some sick kid and that is not what I am looking for, simply the most fun) day of your life?
Thursday, January 10 at 4:09 pm
Well I will go ahead and answer my own question now.
To the best of my knowledge the most fun I have ever had in one 24 hr period was probably when Spencer and I went to Universal Studios Orlando on Acid.
The day started out with a pretty sweet time share presentation. We were rewarded for sitting through the 2 hr presentation with a delicious breakfast and 2 free Universal mega parks pass allowing us access to both Universal Studios Florida and Island of Adventure ($200 dollar retail value).
I won’t bore you with a ride by ride breakdown. The thing that really made it so special was that I felt like a kid again. By that I mean the experience wasn’t completely jaded by the way we as “adults” are trained to dissect and compartmentalize the world. Everything was fresh and exciting and I really believe there was some mystery and magic to this world. After 8 hrs of laughing and riding every single ride in both parks (some 3 or 4 times) we sat down and had a beer at the NASCAR themed bar and laughed a little more about what fucking weirdos we were and how great of day we had just had.
As this website progresses I am sure you will all pick up on my somewhat overzealous endorsement for drugs. The only reason I have to over endorse drugs is that most everyone else seems inclined to discount the positive effects that drugs can have on your life. I feel that the fun and memories I have from that day was just as important as any other experience I have had in this life. Universal Studios on Acid is just one example of how drugs can be put to a positive use
Thursday, January 10 at 6:19 pm
I am going to have to go with my last day of school – Junior year of High School. First of all, it was the last day of school, which I still think is second only to Christmas morning as the best day of the year. Second – it was a half day – got out at like 11:00 or something. Third – it was a beautiful summer day. My mood is dramatically effected by the weather – I have no idea why I live here.
The days festivities involved my first rodetrip to to the Gorge with a bunch of my budies and some chickies all piled into my friend’s Mom’s Astro van. Here we come Blink 182, NoFX, and Bad Religion.
First destination? My house. My parents overconsumptions of beer always allowed for you to steal at least a case without any risk of being caught.
The remaining drunken road trip/chicks/2nd drug experience ever/concert (god that “dammit” song was good), post concert campout/party all culminated to what was the most fun day of my life.
2nd best day was probably my trip with Corey and Parker to Universal Studios in LA.
Thursday, January 10 at 8:30 pm
You sorta jumped the gun on my next post which was going to be titled “The worst day of my life: that day Parker and Kevin wouldn’t let me go to Universal Studios LA just because of a little monsoon, fucking idiots”. That also reminds me of the second most fun day of my life. The day me and Parker mourned a husky basketball loss at UCLA by getting retardedly drunk sitting outside of the Westwood Safeway. We decided the best way to enjoy our last day in LA was to sit outside the grocery store and ask everyone who walked out if they wanted to party with us (no one did for some reason). Then to make up for it we started destroying things inside the Safeway. All the while Kevin sat their miserable and sober. Come to think of it I dont really know why you are still friends with us.
Thursday, January 10 at 10:11 pm
Since this post is the closest thing to mentioning and introduction to what this site is about – I wanted to add something.
I don’t know about you guys, but every time I watch “Fight Club” (sweet movie), when the 2 dudes are on the plane and Tyler congratulates the main dude on his clever joke, and then asks how that is going for him – being clever, it really makes me feel like a piece of shit.
I will be trying to actually say some real crap mixed in with my shotgun approach of admittedly very funny jokes. I encourage the rest of you to do the same. This site will become extremely gay if it turns into all of us just trying to prove how funny we are. Not that I have a problem with the gays, I just don’t want our site to be gay. Please try and take that bold and scary step of engaging in a real conversation.
Saturday, January 12 at 10:28 am
Hands down Universal Studios on acid. Among the many fantastic things that psychedelic “drugs” (I prefer to call to them medicine as my good friend Medicine Wolf does) do for me, they allow me to throw off years of pent up fear, self doubt, hate and view life unfiltered as it should be: utterly beautiful, exciting, compassionate and fucking weird. I think that’s why most of my top ten funnest experiences were fueled by psychedelics. Although quite a few of those day-long beer slamming/apples to apples playing/funny joke telling/property destroying sessions at the old frat house were pretty fun too.
Sunday, January 13 at 9:14 pm
Parker – can you post your God damn blog? have you checked our blog stats? horrible. Revitalize this thing.
Monday, January 14 at 12:43 pm
I am also eagerly awaiting a post from either Parker or “The Chainsaw”.
Monday, January 14 at 9:58 pm
Also I think Spencer did an excellent job describing Pyschedelic drugs and I agree with eveything he said. Which if I take the liberty to paraphrase is: They Rule.
Tuesday, January 15 at 7:47 pm
I went with this pseudonym to keep my identity a secret, because I have a feeling the majority of my posts will be incriminating enough to get me fired/arrested. Reading the posts above have slightly influenced my decision, so I will share my two favorite days. Both of them were at the frat and honestly they might be the same day, but I don’t know for certain. The first was 042005 (unsure on the 05). Before you stop reading this I realize that 420 is kind of cliche and never cool to write on lockers or desks in middle school, but this day was a lot of fun. It was a nice spring day and after waking up in HJ city with Papa Bear on mine and Spencers couch (I’m assuming) I knew it was going to be a glorious day. Josh came over early, well early for Josh so around 1pm and we started making our weed cookies. Apparently Josh knows what he is doing because those little babies were pretty potent. After consuming one of those and smoking weed uncontrollably for about 8 hours I was pretty fucked up. All I remember was swimming, creeping out girls until it became night time. I then remember having an out of body experience as Josh and I tried to eat cereal but couldn’t get our mouths to work. We then ventured up to HJ city where Josh, Corey, Spencer and I watched Mystery Science Theatre 2000 (or whatever its called) which at the time I swore on my life was the funniest thing I have ever seen and promised Corey and Spencer that no matter what I would back up that claim the next day. Okay the movie fucking sucks, but at the time I couldn’t tell who was actually making the comments the lame guys forced to watch the movies by the weird scientist or the actual characters in the movie. The night ended with me passing out and text messaging myself “If you find me and I am dead, please tell my family and friends I love them.”
The close call for second was the day Corey Spencer and I made up our own version of apples to apples and played it that night. I still remember the best combination. Category: Places Tristan has sucked dick. Winning Noun: The Agrocrag.
Wednesday, January 16 at 1:26 pm
If you could type the word “Agrocrag” on a calculator it would be the name of this blog.
Saturday, February 2 at 9:09 pm
Absolute truth spit by the messiah. I would expect nothing less. Although I think you might have a couple facts mixed up. There is no fucking way I would watch that botched abortion of a movie twice. I believe that the morning after proclaiming Mystery Science Theatre 2000 the second coming you forced me to watch a small portion of it until I vomited all over myself.
Tuesday, February 12 at 12:01 am
Best day of my life? Easy. The day I got iniated into the fraternity. Nothing gives me more pride than knowing that all of us know a few of the same retarded secrets. I know that the many great years of friendship and countless good times that I share with all of you are awesome, but nothing can compare to the bond of knowing a gay handshake and a few latin words. Sweet! Kimble is the backbone of hoboboobies.