www.godtube.com
Seems like my kind of website right? By the clever cross in the T you can tell that the Christians jumped all over this URL and most likely aren’t giving it up any time soon. The CEO says it is an open forum for theological discussion, so I uploaded videos from my favorite two theologians Dr Dino and Carl Sagan. Here is Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot:
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=abea3bd2717241ab4ca1 Oh wait, the site won’t show the video and shows, “waiting for approval” which I am sure it will never get. I tried to log in a day later and my account is gone, I can’t even get my password reset with my email address. The bastards. So its either because my user name was jesushchrist or they didn’t like my Carl Sagan video. Well too bad for them, because I also uploaded some good old fashion evolution debugging by Dr Dino, which would have posted right away if they hadn’t deleted my account already.
If you are wondering what is actually on the website, don’t bother going. Just watch this video of a guy proving God’s existence by peeling a banana while TV’s Kirk Cameron applauds. http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=3768875037baca5de6e2 *editor’s note: this video has been pulled from the site, but it is still funny so here is the youtube link The rest of the site is full of terrible Christian hip-hop, and a thousand Huckabee and Romney videos. This site is a piece of shit and loads really slowly. Probably because people like me are filling it all kinds of crap, but either way, I am pissed off at it and they have ruined what promised to be a perfectly good post on hoboboobies.
Lucky for me there is a jewtube, islamtube, obviously there is a pornotube, and my favorite would be beasttube but it looks like it has been taken down and probably isn’t even legal to visit.
Thursday, January 31 at 8:12 am
Parker, thanks for the heads up on godtube.com. It was on my short-list of sites I needed to visit. I can’t thank you enough for saving me the trouble.
Also, I can’t believe that you are skeptical about the whole god/banana hypothesis. It makes perfect sense. TV’s Kirk Cameron thought it made sense. Are you saying that are better than Mr. Cameron? May I remind you he was such films as: “Starflight: The Plane That Couldn’t Land” and “ABC Afterschool Special: The Woman That Willed A Miracle”. Does that look like the resume of someone who makes poor decisions? Didn’t think so. Fandell owns both those films on DVD. Loves ‘em.
Lastly, and I hate to bother you with grammatical corrections, but I believe “terrible” and “Christian Hip-Hop” is redundant.
Thursday, January 31 at 8:17 am
I am happy to see that our plan to slowly convert this blog into an anti-religion community is starting to take shape. Good job Parker.
Thursday, January 31 at 9:39 am
From now on all my comments and possibly all writing I do is going to be in bullet point format.
- That video of Kirk Cameron doesn’t work and I didnt get to see it. Please fix that Parker
- I find it pretty interesting what a huge percentage of God Haters that make up my social network. If I end up being wrong about this whole not being a god thing at least I wont be alone in firey bowels of hell for eternity.
- Add some stuff to the Youtube and bio sections. I think that could end up being a pretty good source for funny stuff.
Thursday, January 31 at 11:26 am
Thank you Parker that video was wonderful.
From a purely logical stand point (which I think this video was going for) I would think bringing up how good humans are at eating bananas would probably work better as an evolution argument. I have learned from movies and tv that monkeys fucking love bananas and seem pretty good at acquiring them. He made a pretty good point about how good we are at eating bananas. I think from that I can logically assume that humans came from monkeys.
Thursday, January 31 at 12:36 pm
Justin- I would like to see your short-list. Maybe we can compare notes.
Kevin- I had not planned on turning this site into that, but come on… Kirk Cameron? The bible thumpers are basically lobbing me softballs here, I have no choice but to swing at them.
Corey- If you read the comments on the godtube video they talked about how in the wild bananas have seeds in them and are hard to peel and were not that good to eat until we humans cultivated them for hundreds of years and developed a new fruit.
Thursday, January 31 at 9:19 pm
I just watched that video b/c I can’t do YouTube at work. I was sketchy on creation science before – but I don’t know how it can be refuted now. I just did a real life demonstration, and shit that banana feels just right in my hand.
Anybody else just watch the season opener of “Lost”? That show is fucking good. I would give just about anything to get lost on that island. Or for that matter, to live in Waterworld, Middle Earth, or in a galaxy far, far away.
Wednesday, February 4 at 9:56 pm
HEY EVEN THOUGH U DONT AGREE WITH GOD, HE STILL LOVES YOU BRO. AINT THAT SOME CRAZY STUFF? BUT YEAH YOU NEED TO SWITCH SIDES TO RECIEVE THE BLESSINGS. AND TRUST ME THERES BLESSINGS. TAKE CARE JUSTIN.
Tuesday, February 10 at 10:01 am
If god was interested in me believing in him why did he make the most retarded people on the planet his advocates?
Tuesday, February 10 at 1:04 pm
What do you think the chances are that CARLOS above is actually the devil himself posting a rediculous comment in all caps to make people not believe in God even more?
Tuesday, February 10 at 6:17 pm
I always imagined the devil was a Mexican.
Wednesday, February 11 at 9:06 am
ALL CAPS REALLY IS THE PREFERRED METHOD OF SPREADING THE GOOD WORD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!!!!! :~) !!!!!!!!