“I prefer america, I can eat everything i want at every time!.”

“Euro people buy expensive food, everything is expensive, you cant buy all you want.”

Actually just read the whole fucking thing

Did u know they don’t have supermarkets open 24 hours?, they are so lazyy, u can not imagine!. Food sucks, I prefer america, I can eat everything i want at every time!. European girls are not hot, except for swedish girls.

Europe is so boring, the only thing u have to do is sleep, go to museums…. everything is similar, every street seems to be the same, everybody drives a mini car………..they don’t really know what’s live enjoying.

Euro men are ugly, 99% are.

Euro people buy expensive food, everything is expensive, you cant buy all you want.

Euro work less but they dont have more money

Euro people 80% are quite old, 60years+ and above

Euro people dont make sex often

Euro people dont drive cadilac or dodge, they drive small childish cars

Euro people are fat and short

Euro dont have Ophra, they dont have any start at all

Euro dont have own music, films, pornstars – they have crap museum and gallery

Euro people are not FREE, and americans are FREE

Europeans works less (30 hrs work week)

Europe for the most part has socialized medicine and you all know how queer I am on that.

European women have accents and therefore are hotter

Eurail

Oprah is not from Europe

Amsterdam

- South would have become independent and kept slavery for a couple decades until the blacks revolted and took over and declared it the Confederate States of Africa. Their official language would have a terrible drawl and ebonics.
- New England would be uptight Yankees. They would still spell with ‘u’ in colour and favourite and speak with an English accent, use words like bloody and mate.
- Midwest would be basically a bunch of Canadiens.
- The SouthWest would turn into a country like Spain. Speak spanish, take ciestas, basically lay around in their nice weather.
- Northwest would be a territory owned and operated by Bill Gates, until he turned it into a not-for-profit charity.

I dont know where I was going with that, but I think Europe is interesting in that they are small geographically yet keep all their boundaries and languages seperate… I would be all for breaking off the greater US, whatever seperates us further from the bible belt sounds good to me.

Hoseman (pictured above)
-born in the US of A
-pukes on self
-scares all sorority girls
-runs a gun shop
-I assume he hates liberals
-Sparko loves him

Mauricio
-European, well at least closest thing the frat had to it
-poops self
-wears euro clothes
-is very liberal ~ with the amount he poops on himself
-Sparko is probably sceptical of him

Edge: Hoseman

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