How can anyone not hate Sarah Palin???

I on the whole try to keep the emotion of hate out of my life, but everytime I hear someone say they like the choice of Sarah Palin for Vice President it takes all my power not to go into a murderous rage and kill them on the spot. How the fuck can you like this woman. I just spent 15 minutes looking at information about her and I had to stop before I killed our secretary just for being a woman. Here are just a few (of unnumerable) reasons to hate this woman.

1) Here is her fucking academic resume:
“Palin attended several colleges and universities. In 1982, she enrolled at Hawaii Pacific College but left after her first semester. She transferred to North Idaho community college, where she spent two semesters as a general studies major. From there, she transferred to the University of Idaho for two semesters.[11][12] During this time Palin won the Miss Wasilla Pageant beauty contest,[13][14] then finished third (second runner-up) in the Miss Alaska pageant,[15][16] at which she won a college scholarship and the “Miss Congeniality” award.[17] She then left the University of Idaho and attended Matanuska-Susitna community college in Alaska for one term. The next year she returned to the University of Idaho where she spent three semesters completing her Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism, graduating in 1987″

Wow are you fucking kidding me?


Wow are you fucking kidding me?


Wow are you fucking kidding me? She seems to not know the name of a single fucking news paper.

4) This quote from LA Times

Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago — about 65 million years after scientists say most dinosaurs became extinct — the teacher said.

Palin told him that “dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time,” Munger said. When he asked her about prehistoric fossils and tracks dating back millions of years, Palin said “she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks,” recalled Munger, who teaches music at the University of Alaska in Anchorage and has regularly criticized Palin in recent years on his liberal political blog, called Progressive Alaska. (,0,1440865.story)

Wow are you fucking kidding me?

All that great info in only 15 minutes.


16 Responses to “How can anyone not hate Sarah Palin???”

  1. Im sure this probably means Im shallow or an asshole or something, but I wouldn’t even consider dating a girl with that academic resume… let alone elect her to be the VP or possible P.

    Dont get me wrong, Id still fuck her, it just wouldnt get serious.

  2. BTW, there is no way McCain’s not fucking her…

  3. Where are the pictures of Sarah Palin fucking a dinosaur?

  4. My white friend Kirt: “She said ‘shout out’. And winked at the camera. In a debate for vice president of the United States.”

  5. Fuck you, Palin is a maverick.

  6. Yur gosh durn tootin, she is for them americun people

  7. I can only assume Flawson came upon this post with his daily “sarah palin fucking a dinosaur” google search.*

    * I am proud to say we are currently the first entry on a google for that exact phrase.

  8. I’d like to respond, but the inimitable VDH sums it all up better:

  9. Oh Shit! We are in for it now brother! The old timer aint got no more then a few years to live with all the medical conditions going on with him. Then to have this fucken retard of a fucken bimbo of a white trash women to be his sucessor as president? You must be fucken kidding me. If John and Palin get elected, then all of you americans get what you deserve.

    As much as I love the Poohn. i would not put this on a pedastool.

    No Way…

  10. Republican slogan these days is Country First. By picking this unqualified woman for the VP slot, McCain was OBVIOUSLY not thinking country first!!!! I work with a bunch of republicans and they don’t care that Palin is totally unqualified, they are oblivious to her lack of experience and the fact that she’s a moron. Republicans will do anything to win, that’s all they care about. Win at any cost. Country First My ASS!

  11. palin is a uber moron cretin hybrid, the proof of diminishing returns. Mcain is an old fuckwit who is tortally washed up and will be dead or veg this time next year, trust me. This begs the question, does america want palin, who will then be president, saying to putin and his crones, come on if you think you are hard enough. that is an English term I am sure you have your own version of please kill me now!

  12. Babs Albon Says:

    I went to Church School with this sweet elderly couple last winter during the elections. Someone in class mention Sarah Palin. The older lady, who is normally very sweet and nice, turned and said that bitch is going to hell and a handbasket. Evidently, their granddaughter was hit in the face by Palin with her elbow during a skrimish game when she was living in Alaska. Everyone stopped to help her Grand daughter while Palin ran the ball down for a basket. Palin broke her jaw and said, oh you’ll get over it! Sounds like she hasn’t changed much. I hope she does run for president. She’s great comic relief.

  13. Alaska has a notoriously high number of ‘Fetal Alcohol’ Syndrome babies, caused by mothers that drank high amounts of alcohol during their pregnancy, voluntarily putting their fetus at risk. Sarah Palin had done the same exact thing but in a different way, Sarah was way too old to be getting pregnant and to be soooo reckless with birth control. And then to hide her pregnancy until almost the last minute (which tells me she was up to no-good and going to get an abortion but realized how ‘popular’ she was and could not get away with it, maintaining her ultra right-wing stance) and then putting the ‘high-risk’ pregnancy at risk, flying from Texas to Alaska while in labor (who was the idiot that ok’d that)…Sarah has a long history of flaky, inconsistency and idiocracy…I am from Alaska and have the pro-Palin rednex harrassing me for being anti-Palin, undeclared and a minority…..and this is 2009. Can I make a suggestion for those that follow Sarah Palin’s twitters, instead of ‘tweets’ they should be corrected and called what they really are, ‘TWITS’. Thank you, you got balls and brains!

  14. Who’s more “challenged”? The kid named Trig… or Sarah Palin herself for knowingly, willfully, and wantonly having the poor kid turned political pawn?

  15. Sarah Palin is retarded for telling people they shouldn’t use the word “retarded.” It’s from the French word “en retard”, which simply means “slow”, and BOY is Sarah Palin slow!!! Get a sticker for yourself or a friend, or pick up a pack of stickers and give them away or post them wherever you think people would get a laugh. .

  16. Bitch don’t read, she’s illiterate. That’s why she can’t name a newspaper. It’s obvious. I would say she’s a retard, but I don’t want to insult retards.

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