I am honored to be hoboboobies.wordpress.com’s first guest columnist and I am sure I won’t be the last, but I wanted to start off by saying how much I love this site. Sure that Big Dog guy has had some hastily put up maniacal rants lately, but he’s kind of the bread and butter of the site so, what can you do?
Well, my name is Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev. Maybe you have seen me around the interweb lately? I am getting a bit famous, traveling the world to do daytime talk shows as the world’s smallest weight lifter and badass dancer. Anyway, I was asked to post because I seem to be pretty inspirational and have a good message to send out to the readers. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
Here a couple pics from a set my agent had me take at the gym.
At under 3ft, just about and normal sized person can pick me up with one hand, I usually take that opportunity to show off the guns. Who’s got a ticket right? You know what I’m talking about. Gunshow.
Here is me with my half-brother Craig. We have been at the gym every day for 2 months now and as you can tell, its paying off big time. Craig’s on more of an unnatural body building program and I am almost positive he sold his soul to the devil about a month ago because he was really fat before and not near as evil looking. I, on the other hand, am solely focused on getting cut up, and as you can see…
its working (pause to let the full effects from the picture sink in). I just wish I hadn’t forgot to bring an extra pair of socks to the gym on the day they brought the cameras. I couldn’t believe I had to work in the brown dress socks, AGAIN, I hate it when I do that. I also had to borrow some child’s red “athletic” shoes which gave me a shit load of blisters. I almost kicked his ass. Needless to say this is not my usual gym attire, but the camera guy said he was getting paid whether or not I had brought my gym bag, so I said fuck it. Lets shoot. (Craig and I have matching outfits that we usually wear. He’s got his on above. They are awesome and have sweat bands and everything. Just pretend I’m wearing it.)
I focus on some really technical lifts. This is the dumbbell press. Textbook form. Right foot a bit ahead, left foot stays pointed at a 60 degree angle. Head up, shoulders back, package jammed a bit to the left side of the clothe diaper, no big deal.
Thats about all I have for now, oh yeah, something inspirational… Um, remember, hard work and a positive attitude pay off. – Romeo